I M LAUGHIGN SO H ARD TH ERE EE A RE TEAR SINMYN EYES
*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*


i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

ktjjj submitted:
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
moisturize me
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.